crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I hope that offer isn't half-baked.
bauhinia: (Default)

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-06 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
You should know by now, I'm always willing to roll with whatever you give me.

[ Whoa. Whoa. Does he need an adult.... ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain you will! But--eh, let's hope it doesn't happen again.

Tell me, have you ever slept briefly, but during that time you had what felt like an eternity of dreams pass through your mind?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
You butter be right about that.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
How can you say something so mysterious after I asked not to be told anything?! Now I'll have to sit and wonder!

[text]

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
I told you already that if I was mistaken then you should correct it. You haven't. It's also not fitting to call me judgmental and then proceed to pass equally ill-informed judgment on me in return.

[ Tact. Subtlety. What are these concepts you speak of? ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Which city? Not that your soup could be any good...

[Video]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:24 am (UTC)(link)


The whole point of this broadcast is to inform the network that someone, even if he is one nation, will be an ally. To reject trust and humanity is what will continue to break us apart in the midst of this chaos.

Though it may not be efficient in the strict sense of the word, the world is a far better place when we stop to think and understand it--and, I suppose, one another as well.

[text]

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Honesty... huh? You advertised yourself as "friendly company". It would have been more honest to disclose this side also.

IT'S OKAY probably betting on "almost"...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:26 am (UTC)(link)

[text] STILL APOLOGIZING FOR FRANCE lsdkjfla

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 10:33 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You see through red glasses, don't you? ((half spitting.))

[Video]

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...so basically you're telling everyone that you're going to be their friend?

[identity profile] mysterycross.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dissimulo.
It's better than yer soup, I'm sure. {see, he can be mean too.}

[text] DON'T he is fabulous <3 I apologize too, though owhigks

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How wordy.

Nation status or no, you're speaking to me one-on-one as an individual. That's all I can treat you as. You threatened me early on and if you'd like to fight to resolve it, I welcome the challenge.

[ Because clearly that solves all problems. ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)


To tell you the truth...

... Only sometimes.

Before, during and after a period of drastic change, I was as angry as you are now; through your childhood, during and after the Great War.



It is time I asked you a question; not as Allemagne, as Ludwig.

What is it you want? From me. From the world. I am really asking you this, Allemagne. If you are so bent on receiving the truth from me, here it is--my sincerity.

[video; English]

[identity profile] pureheartedperv.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yes, but even then, isn't this a bit too extravagant?

bauhinia: (Default)

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-06 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, it's the yeast I can do.

[ ... slightly frightened. ]
loyal_cube: (¬)

[personal profile] loyal_cube 2011-12-06 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[France message is certainly throwing up red flags in Cube's mind.]

What sort of advice are you expecting to give?
fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Is that what it's like?

[Video] holy crap I am so sorry

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Flandre...chirps.]

...well I don't fly around in the daytime, unless there are clouds. The sun hurts then.

Nighttime is pretty, though!

[Except for the two moons part, which she had almost gotten used to. Almost. It was still weird sometimes.]

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