crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[And nor does Romana.

Not that she doesn't type and delete something out a few times]

[identity profile] mysterycross.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Thought there already was one. Yer plannin' to waste time with two?

{Keep being a jerk and he might not give you any soup. He'll give it all to Greece instead.}

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[What else could he possibly have meant~?] Wow France, that's so nice of you!

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw France. A soft smile.]

Ah, I would not wish to worry France-san. I look healthy enough, don't I?

[identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
......




If you asked "Allemagne", you may receive an answer, however Ludwig refuses to acknowledge the question.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I see, Deutschland; same question.

[identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not playing this game with you.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I am not playing any games, Allemagne.

[identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. Now you're telling jokes, right? Never mind, I shouldn't have bothered commenting.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)


Don't be silly. I know it has been a rough year.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe I've said it before, but I will say it again--You are a good man, ami!

Of course, my door is open.

[text] feel the sparkles sasuke, feel them

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm telling you the truth. Do you remember what happened the last time I didn't want to tell you about something? I have nothing to gain from this, Allemagne, except perhaps a little insight and the chance to help you.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? I cannot wait to help rebuild this world. You will help, oui? I cannot do this without assistance!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Non, I will make it better! My soup is the best after all.

[identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

France, you ruined that chance when you shot me. Your a damn idiot if you think I want any diplomatic relationships with a man I tried to accept, did what I could to redeem myself for, and was shot at as a result. Why don't we be realistic? I hate you. I hope your economy burns at its very foundations, your military indulges in self-immolation, and you effectively rot in hell. You're a better enemy than an ally. You're worthless as a companion, and I can't believe I even tried to be semi-formal with you before, because I'm not sure if you know it yet, but I've lost all function in my arm, no thanks to you.

You're the king of incompetence, what advice you have given I find ironic and sickening, and honestly I pity anyone who makes an alliance with you.





Well? Is that better? Unless my German was too complicated for you, let me say it in a language you understand better: Tu es con. Now, if you retort against me, I will declare war on you for assault against my person, and believe me. It's not that hard to take a chip out and see that you're thoroughly smeared into the cement, and I will regret nothing.

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be happy to help with anything I can!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)


... Non. You are right!

I think we are finished here.

Voice; locked from France though probs breakable?

[identity profile] nicetomatoes.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Germania. Lift a hand to just one of that bastardo's fucking hairs and. Well.

I suggest you don't sleep. Whatever faults Romano has with fighting I do not. And as much of an idiota Francia is he is famiglia. Which means something.

[identity profile] mysterycross.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a waste of food though. {To have two kitchens in Discedo, he means.}

Re: Voice; private

[identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ha! What are you, one of his Fräulein sent in to make me feel bad or worry about my life? Go ahead, do your worse. At any rate, one of us will end up dead, and the only beneficiary will be me.

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