crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[France you're a bro. Japan pauses just a moment]

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps so, but as a true Japanese man I am fighting on with all of my spirit! Ah, my stamina points have not run out just yet! I will surely only level up from my latest experiences.
fierybluebird: (nerd)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Blushes slightly~] No way, eh!

[And he heads right over. He can ask him stuff in person that way. If he can figure out how. And he gets there quickly enough and knocks on the door, open or not, he's polite.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)


Ah! Marco--

Bonsoir! Come inside! I'll fix you something to eat.

loyal_cube: (huh?)

[personal profile] loyal_cube 2011-12-09 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay. That's not as sketchy as originally thought by the original message. Cube gives a smile.]

I'm not sure how much of that will be useful here.I'll keep it in mind should I find someone in need of your services.

[because he doesn't believe he needs them. At least, not at this time. Then again, there is a possibility he may never ask.]

[text] no, your sparkles are terrible

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
How ridiculous. That really is egotistical of you, assuming that your company is so important.
fierybluebird: (happy happy joy joy)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-09 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh shit, he's totally blushing at the airkiss. He can't return it, but just grins goofily. FRENCH COOKING GET.]

Thanks man! [Pulls out the pack to hand over to France. Brand spanking new at that. Also it's Sanji's brand: King Ground. Enjoy.] What's cooking?

Voice; private

[identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Uno. I'm not his. And I never will be. Due. I don't give a damn what you do how you feel or how you live your life. But if he is harmed so will you. And I know how to make it painful beyond belief.

So eager to jump into a fight and so convinced you'll win. You really are little more than a child.

Voice; private

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
--Romana. Romana, please. You have every right to be angry with him, but--

I shot him, he is-- technically justified.

He has not done anything to me and I will not allow it, but I will not have war when we are barely surviving as it is.

If any of the other nations find out, I--



I...

--I am sick of war. Merde, I am sick of everything.

Edited 2011-12-09 11:11 (UTC)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Mon Dieu, merci!

Come in, come in!

Soup, mostly. I bake bread when I can, so you will have fresh bread and hot soup! I will make stew later when I have more vegetables prepared, but I am drying them out for winter. And smoking meat!
fierybluebird: (Victory)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-09 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs and follows inside.]

Whoa! Smells amazing! I love how you can so much with so little. I'm truly honored Francis.

[text] no, they're like glitter. they end up EVERYWHERE

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
bauhinia: (Default)

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-09 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Gonna rise to the occasion?

[ Wow, that's super rude, bro. He'll go fishing and bring back all the fun stuff he finds! And generously deposit it all throughout your apartment. ]

[text] and reproduce asexually!

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand your sarcasm. Being direct is simpler, however.

Why assume that they need it or that your presence would be helpful? That's what I mean in saying you're egotistical.

[Video] inbox why do you hate me being timely

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A vampire!

[...a pause.]

Are you going to run away now, now that I've told you?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What, to have one brilliant kitchen run by moi?

I am insulted.

[Video] because it's a ho ALSO AWWW FLANDRE ;u;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)


Why would I? You're not going to attack me or something, right?

text; locked

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)


Edited 2011-12-09 23:41 (UTC)

[text] akjsdaflksdjfals no no they find their little sparkle counterpart & mate for life

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Magnifique! That's what I like to hear! And I will fight on alongside, oui?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oui! As only the uppercrust can!

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He tries. Or something. Not really.]

Of course. France-san is someone who understands the true power of 2D, after all!

[text] clearly he needs his sparkle counterpart

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't. One is a matter of life and death and assumes mortality of humans. It's factual.

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