crotchroses: (☩ if you can't lend your hand)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
fierybluebird: (Something on your mind?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-04 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... hopefully I'll have a better grasp of your beautiful language in the future if it ever needs to happen again?

Good to have you back though, eh.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain you will! But--eh, let's hope it doesn't happen again.

Tell me, have you ever slept briefly, but during that time you had what felt like an eternity of dreams pass through your mind?
fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Is that what it's like?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
I have a long history. Each night I slept, I would wake at the point I stopped dreaming.

Mon Dieu, I hate having to ration my cigarettes!
fierybluebird: (blue fire)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-07 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds a little exciting actually, but not something I'd want to do myself.

I got another pack if you want? It was mostly for an excuse to calm nerves, but that hasn't been necessary with Japan.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me I have never slept better until I was not dreaming after that.

I will take you up on that offer! I am glad for you, that he is back with his memories of this place.
fierybluebird: (fond grin)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-07 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Understood.

[Grins.] Hah. I don't know what I'd do if he didn't remember. I promised to stick by him even then, but if it came down to it, I don't think I could do much more than try to start over, eh? All right, I'll bring the pack over.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe I've said it before, but I will say it again--You are a good man, ami!

Of course, my door is open.
fierybluebird: (nerd)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Blushes slightly~] No way, eh!

[And he heads right over. He can ask him stuff in person that way. If he can figure out how. And he gets there quickly enough and knocks on the door, open or not, he's polite.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)


Ah! Marco--

Bonsoir! Come inside! I'll fix you something to eat.

fierybluebird: (happy happy joy joy)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-09 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh shit, he's totally blushing at the airkiss. He can't return it, but just grins goofily. FRENCH COOKING GET.]

Thanks man! [Pulls out the pack to hand over to France. Brand spanking new at that. Also it's Sanji's brand: King Ground. Enjoy.] What's cooking?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Mon Dieu, merci!

Come in, come in!

Soup, mostly. I bake bread when I can, so you will have fresh bread and hot soup! I will make stew later when I have more vegetables prepared, but I am drying them out for winter. And smoking meat!
fierybluebird: (Victory)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-09 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs and follows inside.]

Whoa! Smells amazing! I love how you can so much with so little. I'm truly honored Francis.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
It is a skill in which I pride myself so very much.

Please, sit down!
fierybluebird: (fond grin)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-11 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, are you sure you don't want any help?

[But he does take a seat until he hears otherwise >:)]
Edited 2011-12-11 22:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Not even a little. You see, mon cher--



--I am happy to serve you excellent food. It is a matter of... what is the word... a matter of honor? And respect. When a guest enters my home, he or she will receive hospitality from me. It is the propriety, and eh, just because I'm so kind and generous.

fierybluebird: (fond grin)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's that genuine sincerity Marco appreciates the most though!]

Hah~ You're too kind, but I'm grateful. [He hums quietly to himself. He still has a question to ask, but where to begin is the trickiest part it seems like.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)


I am the most kind, ami! Would you like bread too?
fierybluebird: (Heart)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-15 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, yes please.

[What bird doesn't like bread? >:)]
fierybluebird: (sexy)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-19 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Merci beaucoup! [Digs in happily and chirps his delight over the bread. Yes... chirps.]

Oh damn you're good. Are you sure, you have no interest in piracy? I could offer you the best crew in the world~

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)


Bien sûr! You want a chef. Je ne sais pas, it will not be that simple to gain my employment.
fierybluebird: (Throw your head back and laugh)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-12-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Chef, fighter, and brother.

Not even if I promise an entire collection of nurses and brothers?