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crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
If we find something good to trade, I bet we can get something we need.

[ Being down to earth is not his best skill, but it's on the list. Actually he's just not fussed enough to go the roundabout way.... ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)


There are good clothes down in Spero too. I will write up a list of what we need and what I can trade--you do the same and we will come up with something together.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's not high on a list of accomplishments— no offense or anything. ]

Are there? [ Well, that's interesting. ] Are we gonna make a trip of it?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)


Oui. Unless we can get someone else to do the work for us.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry, sorry. ]

Are any names coming to mind?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone on this floor will work fine.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Macau would, but Hong Kong would feel bad asking him. ]

Maybe we oughta just do it ourselves.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We are too lazy for that.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We're totally not. We could do it. [ Huff huff. ] Maybe.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

Something will have to keep us busy for seven hours back and forth to Dissimulo.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I can draw for seven hours.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, we need something else!
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Like what? [ Chin in hand. ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Maybe I will just sleep for seven hours.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, that's a good idea. [ Maybe he will too and you won't have to worry. ]
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, I could bring some too if you wanted.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
As long as nothing about it is English.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to worry about that, okay?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I am making certain! I don't want to have food poisoning again.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, my food is good. I didn't learn how to cook from him, yeah?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I have to take these precautions, okay?!
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Understandable. But my food won't make you cry, unless it's with joy, yeah?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

That was surprisingly smooth. I will give you points for that and I will also take your word for it on the food.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
You'll taste it for yourself soon enough, yeah?