crotchroses: (☩ whistle~)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-08-01 02:15 am

♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

COME AT *ME* BRO text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You will be too busy stuffing your face to do that!

ok text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know that!

/dealwithit.avi text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I do! Especially if it is Spanish cuisine! Don't think for one moment that I never learned to cook Espagne's favorite dishes.

nope.jpg text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Chigii, I said Italian! Italian! Not Spainish!

always.png text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You are as picky as your brother. Fine! Italian it will be, my friend.

always i wanna be with you and make believe with you text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Veneziano and I aren't brothers for nothin'!

... wait what text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I miss Vene! Just as handsome as you, but so much more cultured. Maybe he'll cook for you if he comes back.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The hair itself really isn't so bad, but there is such a thing as "too much", oui?

Modern style dictates a more chic and refined look! These things change with not just the decade but the year, as we've already discussed. Ah, to indulge in modern fashion again, even here! The same applies to architecture, but for that I am less passionate. Wonderful were the days when great engineers would design ornate edifices all across my landscape, and artisans would turn dreams into genius reality.

If only we could do such things for Spero and the other cities.

8T text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi! We're both cultured you jackass! He has the northern tastes and I have the southern tastes!

IS THAT A CONFESSION HONHONHON text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The southern tastes are, what, hair, food and sleeping naked?



Fine. You are both cultured.

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
It is just that you both have such history together.

[NOT EVEN COMMENTING ON THE SECOND PART]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
So you are fascinated by our wars. I am so flattered! Do you mean that? Of course you do, if I am involved, it must be riveting.

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
They are quite fascinating. But France-san and England-san have moments of peace, as well, don't they?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oui. Is there a point you wish to make?

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
It is just a nice relationship. Ah, such history and change... Yet repetitiveness...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
... A what?

Are you ill, Kiku? --Has something happened to Angleterre? Don't be offended by anything he says, you know those eyebrows destroy what little intelligence he has.

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you I'm quite healthy.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Then, at the risk of being rude, what is that nonsense coming out of your mouth? Is this sarcastic commentary?~

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
E-eh? I do not understand...

[Voice]

[identity profile] dontcallmegol.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. So you've heard of me huh?

And you are?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I am so confused!

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[LOLOLOL]

My sincerest apologies. Ah, but I should get back to what I was doing and leave France-san to his own business.

[Voice]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
From Marco! He escorted me through Spero upon my arrival.

La République française, monsieur! I am France--but Francis Bonnefoy is my human name.

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