crotchroses | ♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

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♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.

[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

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You're nothing but a baboo rambling about hair now. Maybe you and England should be cafones together, eh?

Besides, who'd want to hang with a bastard like you?

[Michelangelo, who's sporting quite a few bruises and cuts due to his venture with the chocobo-eater, has tuned in for this tale. He chuckles as he tunes in to Francis' tale.]

I think England would be upset if he heard you saying those things.

Eh, could be worse.

France-san and England-san have such an interesting relationship...

Ah. Also, please disregard Romano-kun's comments on rifles involving me.

....I see that, no matter in what world, France-san and England-san's relationship does not change... [ translation: she ships it too. ]

[ Welp. She's led on by the first part, but that last part about the bushy eyebrows? TURN-OFF. Was that fur really necessary? ]

You know, there are better ways of picking up a date than...that. [ The guys here, honestly! ]

Hn, I wouldn't turn down some company. {Though, some of those suggestions sound suspiciously like DATE ideas but he's just going to assume this is casual. Besides he's kinda lonely with his Bro across the lake.}

... {A little disturbed by the ball of fur, but curious about the wild child you speak of. Sounds a lot like him when he was a kid.}

So you took care of the kid huh?

He was so cute!

Starlight, huh?

M'ke yer own food.

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