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I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

no the best asses are in italy text;

Date: 2011-08-01 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com
NO THANK YOU, GO HOME YOU FUCKIN PERVERTED ASSHOLE.

don't be jelly bro text;

Date: 2011-08-01 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Ah! Your manners have improved! I will make you an excellent meal, just for that.

y u mad tho text;

Date: 2011-08-01 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
And here I was thinking of cooking a gourmet Spanish dish for you as best I can manage with these sparing supplies. I would even deliver it to you!

You're very welcome, Romano.






come at me bro text;

Date: 2011-08-01 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com
sdkgsdkjggskj DON'T HEART AT ME YOU ASSHOLE!

i will destroy youuuuu text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com
I'm going to rip your ugly fur off your head.

COME AT *ME* BRO text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You will be too busy stuffing your face to do that!

ok text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com
You don't know that!

/dealwithit.avi text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Yes I do! Especially if it is Spanish cuisine! Don't think for one moment that I never learned to cook Espagne's favorite dishes.

nope.jpg text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com
Chigii, I said Italian! Italian! Not Spainish!

always.png text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You are as picky as your brother. Fine! Italian it will be, my friend.

... wait what text;

Date: 2011-08-01 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I miss Vene! Just as handsome as you, but so much more cultured. Maybe he'll cook for you if he comes back.

8T text;

Date: 2011-08-01 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com
Oi! We're both cultured you jackass! He has the northern tastes and I have the southern tastes!

IS THAT A CONFESSION HONHONHON text;

Date: 2011-08-01 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
The southern tastes are, what, hair, food and sleeping naked?



Fine. You are both cultured.

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