crotchroses: (☩ whistle~)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-08-01 02:15 am

♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

ITALIAN text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
You're nothing but a baboo rambling about hair now. Maybe you and England should be cafones together, eh?

Besides, who'd want to hang with a bastard like you?

FRANCH text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Angleterre is ill-tempered and has no taste. Much more suited to someone of your standing.

THE MOST ROMANTIC OF LANGUAGES text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
I have plenty of taste! I have so much taste that I'm practically dying of starvation from taste in this shit dumpster.

OH SO HE'S SPEAKING FRENCH TOO?? text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
. . .




dammit.]

It's a shame I cannot cook for you when I am so far away.

eww grosse text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Who said I wanted your idea of a gourmet meal!

I want a five star Italian meal complete with tiramisu layer cake!

[text]

[identity profile] asitneverwas.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Michelangelo, who's sporting quite a few bruises and cuts due to his venture with the chocobo-eater, has tuned in for this tale. He chuckles as he tunes in to Francis' tale.]

I think England would be upset if he heard you saying those things.

[text]

[identity profile] asitneverwas.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're definitely his brother, needling him like that.

because it is THE LANGUAGE of romance, sucker text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
I am a master chef! Do you want decent food or not?

bawnjurno text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
... yes....

bahnjhoor text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Then I will deliver something after I visit Angleterre. What city?

[text]

[identity profile] asitneverwas.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I spoke with him not all that long ago.

He seemed a lot nicer than you say.

Regardless, I'm not going to try to change minds. I'd imagine things are different between people who dislike one another and countries that dislike one another.

dont fall out of trees text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Dissmuldo... the one with all the fucking Cougars.

[Can't believe he's telling you this ;A;]

[text] LOL good luck getting him to admit anything nice, he's so transparent though

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:26 am (UTC)(link)

I have extra white flags for you text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Surely you can find a rifle of some kind.

Nope text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I've just been making a run for it when I have to leave this shitty dump.

But did you hear? Japan's assless now because he got shot in the ass with a rifle.

[text]

[identity profile] asitneverwas.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
I try not to pick sides. Just so long as you guys aren't fighting anything other than the monsters in this place I'm fine.

oh right your brother has plenty text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:38 am (UTC)(link)


You idiot! Being shot in the ass doesn't remove it, unless it was an explosive shell and then you would be dead.

yes but now big booties are in demand text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Have YOU ever got shout in the ass? I've been shot in the ass, it feels like you've lost the other side of your ass for a week!

insert sir mix-a-lot joke here text;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Yes. I have. But I can assure you my ass is perfectly in tact. Is yours?
fierybluebird: (thinking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-08-01 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, could be worse.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
It could always be worse.

spoilers; it's all franch text;

[identity profile] notluigi.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. It's not like I feel my ass everyday to find out.

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