♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

[crotchroses]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

Comments

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

....I see that, no matter in what world, France-san and England-san's relationship does not change... [ translation: she ships it too. ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Hmmm?

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

This France-san and England-san are exactly the same as the ones I know. It's very nice. [ his obliviousness is a good thing considering the kind of Thoughts she's having... ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... Nice? If you really wish to call it that. The apt word here is "obnoxious" however, and it is no fault of mine!

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

Obnoxious? Not at all! It's the familiarity that's pleasing... ah, and I'm sure it isn't France-san's or England-san's fault. It's simply the way the two of them are. I had always been quite fascinated by this relationship... [ what france did you think that just because japan's more moe as a girl he's not still a huge perverted weirdo... ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Kiku said something similar to this! The only thing fascinating in this alliance between Angleterre and I, if you could call it that, is me, of course!



The two of you are acting so strangely in regard to this.

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

I see, I see, so Kiku-san also has interest in such things...I am not surprised, but even so, it's good that this is one thing we have in common and that we have a mutual understanding in that aspect. [ AND HER BEING SO VAGUE AND CONFUSING ABOUT THIS ISN'T HELPING, IS IT... ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... An understanding of what? I'm sorry mademoiselle, would you please explain?

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

The beauty and the fascination in the various dynamics of everyone's relationships! ...Something like that. [ but look at how her eyes sparkle as she says this... ]

and France digs himself a nice hole...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oui, I suppose I could agree that my side of the relationship with Angleterre is beautiful.

my mind totally went into the wrong place when you said that word oh god /covers face

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

No, no, that's no good, if I only focus on one part! The mutual part of the relationship is what it's all about! [ and probably never will if she continues this way but that's for the best ]

... NOT THAT KIND FLAKSJDFLASLD /covers face also

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We hate each other mutually, oui. I... am afraid I cannot see how that is so fascinating to you both.

asjns I'm sorry man my mind is always like that.... /hides and never comes out...

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

Even if it seems nothing but hatred at first, it is clear that the two of you know each other better than anyone else...! So there is a strange form of friendship there as well... it's exciting...

it doesn't help that I was thinking while typing it either..... I am more guilty in this ;A;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... I will never understand either of you. He is a friend of sorts but, how is that any different from any other friendship?

n-nooo I'm the one who said it...

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

It's special! That's what it is! That is why it is exciting and intriguing...

but I could have not said it at all ;3;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... "Special" is... indeed one word for it.

....true.... but so could I have....

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps, it's one of those relationships when you must be unaware of how close you are, otherwise you would end up distancing each other from one another...yes, that must be it.

........... we're both dirty... also enjoy that, sakura

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We are not as close as you would think! I cannot even fathom it being as romantic as you make it sound. I have more romance in my finger than he has in his entire body.

ffff he finally figured it out

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

Then put together, surely the two of you are the most romantic thing at all! [ LMFAO oh japan look at her blush like a young and innocent pure-hearted maiden at the very thought...! or more like an old, dirty, perverted old grandma ]

NOPE he'd be flipping alsdjk --OKAY WAIT NOW HE'S FLIPPING

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

M-mademoiselle Sakura! That is-- really very foul.

You are such a fine lady, I am shocked you would think of such an unlikely thing! Much less speak it aloud. I would sleep with him but--

THE MOMENT WE WERE WAITING FOR

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

There is nothing foul about it! [ huffs ] Ah, so France-san admitted it... [ okay now she is excited and kind of going "hehehehe" on the inside... ]

ALSKDJLSKD /FANFARE

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Wait-- What have I admitted?

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ long pause ] ...Ah, but if this France-san is the same as the one that I know, then that confession really does not mean much... if he is also the sort that will "sleep" with anyone...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Mademoiselle, if you please, what confession did I make? I'm afraid I don't understand.

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

...Actually, never mind it... it's really nothing important, when I think about it.