♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

[crotchroses]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Y-you can't simply do that and leave no explanation!

Come to think of it, Angleterre has not yet replied to this broadcast...

Do you know where he is? How am I supposed to humiliate him if he is not even around to see it?!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Eh? ...Is he with America-san, perhaps?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oui, the last I heard; helping him recover.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...Ah... Then I am sure he is fine.

sobbing

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

If he wants to lose himself somewhere with that idiot, it isn't my problem.

LOL

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I am sure.

lsdkfjlskdf sob I'M SORRY JAPAN

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Should you hear something, will you inform me so I can travel across the lake and kick him into the water?

[Voice]

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're France.

He's mentioned that I should meet you. Seems you remind him of some of our friends from back home. {Which considering he was a country wasn't exactly wrong to say 'some of our friends' even if he only meant two different people you just happen to somewhat resemble/be like.}

[Voice]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

My reputation proceeds me! You flatter me too much, monsieur. Your friend is a very good man. I'm certain you know that of course.

LMFAO

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I'll use discretion.

[Voice]

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

{Luckily for France, none of the other countries have really warned him about you. Though he's pretty certain it was you who told Japan to invite Marco out somewhere and get naked, considering his attempt at mimicking you and the accent. But he thought that was hilarious.}

He's got a good heart. Sometimes I wonder about that head about his shoulders but, what can you do? Trouble makes people more fun anyway.

{A pause here.} In any case, I look forward to meeting you Francis.

nope text;

[notluigi.livejournal.com]

YOU- huh.

Re: text;

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

and also this tag will sound SO WEIRD considering Japan's time:

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You are a good friend, mon ami. Merci.

Y U P

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

Of course.

Re: text;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

and by that you mean always text;

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

That it does! And I look forward to our meeting as well. Since you are the resident captain, what might I trade to barter passage across the lake?

text;

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

Obnoxious? Not at all! It's the familiarity that's pleasing... ah, and I'm sure it isn't France-san's or England-san's fault. It's simply the way the two of them are. I had always been quite fascinated by this relationship... [ what france did you think that just because japan's more moe as a girl he's not still a huge perverted weirdo... ]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Kiku said something similar to this! The only thing fascinating in this alliance between Angleterre and I, if you could call it that, is me, of course!



The two of you are acting so strangely in regard to this.

[fierybluebird]

You could try. What's stopping you?

[ Text ]

[night_fever]

[ Smooth bastard. She approves. ] Oh, I don't see how you could, since you've gone out of your way to show everybody.

[ Text ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]