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[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]


Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

    1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

    2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.


Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]


... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.
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locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com




It's more trouble than it's worth.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:24 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (lazy)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Are we still discussing payback for killing you then?

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:28 pm (UTC)

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:31 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (sly)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
Eh, revenge is never easy, but it can be fun, eh.

I guess you could prepare a date for him, leave the dinner there and not show up at all. It might have a similar effect, but you'd certainly be encouraging kismesis feelings there.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
We aren't kismesises. And... as much as I hate him, that is a line I refuse to cross.

locked;

Date: 2011-08-31 03:41 pm (UTC)
fierybluebird: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fierybluebird
[Huzzah!]

All right, but you should remember, as tsundere as he is, the whole thing would probably be awkward enough for him that it would more than make up for anything. You're confused about how to pay him back, make him even more confused than you. Fight fire with fire and all that.

Ahh unless you have some ideas of your own, of course.

Date: 2011-08-31 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotsoftalent.livejournal.com
Ah, so it happened to you as well?

Well, I'm glad things are cleared up now [And you're not naked anymore.]

[Voice; you know what language she's speaking]

Date: 2011-08-31 04:43 pm (UTC)
hullonurse: (Take your stars and stripes)
From: [personal profile] hullonurse
I'm sure the feeling is mutual-

... What are you doing up? [YOU'RE SICK AGAIN] What happened? You need rest, what's wrong?

[Voice; you mean in grunts?]

Date: 2011-09-01 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Wrong? Ah, nothing at all! Except that you're speaking English...

[Voice; no, she's not speaking French]

Date: 2011-09-01 02:19 am (UTC)
hullonurse: (Grrrrr damnit.)
From: [personal profile] hullonurse
Drop it. You're ill again.

[Voice; GET OUT]

Date: 2011-09-01 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Those bastards lost the coin that would have revived me without poisoning me. So, I was revived... and violently sick! It is disgusting here.

Date: 2011-09-01 02:21 am (UTC)

[Voice; you'd miss me]

Date: 2011-09-01 02:24 am (UTC)
hullonurse: (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
From: [personal profile] hullonurse
You were poisoned?

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
You have absolutely no right to tell me what I should and shouldn't do.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
It seems Prusse's stupidity really was contagious. This is an unfortunate tumble down a very nostalgic road for me, Allemagne, and I have little patience for it.

Are we in agreement about the aforementioned subject--that we will civilly ignore one another and if we must speak, we will still remain neutral--or not?

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Date: 2011-09-01 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
Why don't you walk backwards on this so called road of "nostaglia" and get back to where you hated me! You're an absolute pain in the ass like this and frankly I boggle to think I would ever want to reach an agreement with you except to ignore you.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Hah! You could have just said "yes" and been done with it! Non, you had to go the long way.

Merde. I have been perfectly civil to you. Only you would ask me to walk backwards out of pure selfishness, like a child!

Do you want to know what caused you to want an agreement with me, Allemagne?

The Great War--the First World War, followed by the Second. And you lost both.













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Date: 2011-09-01 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
I don't want your..civ....

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
((There is. an honest breath there. Even if only for a second, an honest, calm, breath.))

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
What did you just say.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Merde. Merde. This is what I was trying to avoid!

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


You heard me.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
I don't believe it.

Re: ( Private )

Date: 2011-09-01 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I still have the scars to prove it. What do you think has happened in the last century, eh?
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