♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

Comments

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oui, I see.



Think on it a bit more. I still question your sanity at wanting to propose to Amerique of all people.

[totallygay]

Eh, I have no choice but to think about it. It's all I think about lately. [Not really but that sounds better then saying what he REALLY thinks about]

Whoever said ya had to be sane to fall in love? Ha ha! Isn't that why they say "madly in love?"

Besides, it's not like either of us are human. I'm not expecting things to be easy, either, but that's not gonna stop me.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh, je n'y crois pas à ces conneries.



Non, when it comes to matters of romance, one should be able to handle an equal partnership! Being the nation of romance, I would know this.

That phrase means that one tends to do very silly things for the sake of love.

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi blinks at the random French but shrugs]

You don't think I can handle Alfred-kun?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you are in for such an interesting time.

[totallygay]

[Here, get a true smirk]

Good. I like interesting~!

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

And by interesting I mean you have no idea what you're getting into. It's nothing personal, ami, but I can't give my blessing until I have a better idea of the whole picture, you see?

[totallygay]

I better not disappoint ya then. Ha ha!

Meanwhile, we can at least get to know one another better, ya?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Oh? Oui, if you like! There's no harm in it. How do you suggest we do that?

[totallygay]

Someone suggested I get naked with you.

But I'm pretty sure Alfred would mind that...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh. I'm sick still, but thank you for the offer. Free love is all well and good but I'm not fond of spreading infidelity.



If you are so inclined to marry my little Alfred, perhaps you should be more upset at that suggestion yourself.

Sorry! I hate when I leave a comment open and forget to hit "Post"

[totallygay]

Ha ha!

Nah, I know the guy was just tryin' to help me out. He's one of the few who do. Besides, I figured he was just talkin' about you and me chillin' out naked and stuff, not trading sexual favors.

If I took offense to everything, I'd be a miserable person... and that's just no fun.

LOL IT'S COOL BRO <333

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Eh, perhaps some other time after I've recovered. Besides, I'm already almost there, oui?

[totallygay]

Ha ha. Just about but I also saw that fake of you naked, kind-of. Not that it really counted, I guess.

[That is pretty awesome. He'll wonder if America has or had a pair like that but, well, the USA flag.]

If ya ever need somethin' to wear, I've got a few outfits left. Though, Alfred really likes the work uniform, so ya prob can't borrow that one.

[It has a rainbow patch on it. I but it's the only reason America likes it so much.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... Non... no thank you. I... would rather burn off my skin than wear anything Amerique has worn. No offense.