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[crotchroses]

[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

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[private to ROSEMARY:]

I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

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[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

Comments

private

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[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be asking if I knew, idiot.

private

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private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

Bastard! Just tell me, and stop playing mindless games!

private

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private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sure, because you seemed to managed to have more class than that puttana. But I guess you really are Francia then?

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

What, the truth? Or are you just as bad as her, sleeping with anything that exists?

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

And? I'm sure she's tried, knowing her. [And no fucks are given]

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

There's no pride in being a loose whore, either. And you'd only think that, because you think she'd fuck you. Which she would, but anyway. I am perfectly polite, is the point.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Re: private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare hang up on me! You're not allowed that right!

And you have no idea what she's like! She's horrible! She picks on me constantly and... points out that I... nevermind! [Points out that she's a tiny tiny chested nation meanie]

I'm hanging up first!

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We can't hang up if we're texting each other! And if she's treated you badly that's still no reason to throw that kind of insult around, eh? I've been nothing but kind to you without asking anything in return!

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

[Italian]

I don't know that! This is all new to me, bastardo! And I will call her whatever I want, she does the same to me! Laughing because I choose to be pure! And have you? You've probably just been trying to trick me, you weren't even honest!

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Of course I was honest! I didn't tell you who I was straight away because I knew you would hate me to begin with just because I'm France.

Meeting our sisters is new to us too, did you think about that?

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

You weren't! Lying by omission is still lying! Do you really think I'm that judgmental? [Yes... because you are Romana...]

I'm not your sister, or his sister! I have sisters, and people who are allowed to call me sister!

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You have been so far, mademoiselle, and it's been very distressing!

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

I'm allowed to be! I've been kidnapped, that's very distressing!

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

So have I! But I still manage to be polite. It's the last you could do in return!

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

You seem to have much more time to adjust! Civility is the last thing on my mind!

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It's been two months and nothing has changed for the better. Civility will win you allies, whereas rudeness will bring you more enemies than you would want.

Fine, if you do not want to be civil with me, even as lovely as you are otherwise, I know you will hate me no matter what I do.

private

[fettuttittes.livejournal.com]

And? Nothings has changed for the better at home, I already have plenty of enemies, who cares if I make a few more. [Bitter laugh]

...I am not sure how I'm supposed to treat you. It's easier with her, at least I've known her since Nonna found her... you... it's different.

private

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Rome was a lady in your world as well?

I bet Grand-père would have loved to meet his sister!