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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

[/private]

[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

private

Date: 2011-09-03 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
I wouldn't be asking if I knew, idiot.

private

Date: 2011-09-03 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Bastard! Just tell me, and stop playing mindless games!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
I wasn't sure, because you seemed to managed to have more class than that puttana. But I guess you really are Francia then?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
What, the truth? Or are you just as bad as her, sleeping with anything that exists?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
And? I'm sure she's tried, knowing her. [And no fucks are given]

private

Date: 2011-09-03 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
There's no pride in being a loose whore, either. And you'd only think that, because you think she'd fuck you. Which she would, but anyway. I am perfectly polite, is the point.

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Date: 2011-09-03 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Don't you dare hang up on me! You're not allowed that right!

And you have no idea what she's like! She's horrible! She picks on me constantly and... points out that I... nevermind!
[Points out that she's a tiny tiny chested nation meanie]

I'm hanging up first!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


We can't hang up if we're texting each other! And if she's treated you badly that's still no reason to throw that kind of insult around, eh? I've been nothing but kind to you without asking anything in return!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
[Italian]

I don't know that! This is all new to me, bastardo! And I will call her whatever I want, she does the same to me! Laughing because I choose to be pure! And have you? You've probably just been trying to trick me, you weren't even honest!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Of course I was honest! I didn't tell you who I was straight away because I knew you would hate me to begin with just because I'm France.

Meeting our sisters is new to us too, did you think about that?

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
You weren't! Lying by omission is still lying! Do you really think I'm that judgmental? [Yes... because you are Romana...]

I'm not your sister, or his sister! I have sisters, and people who are allowed to call me sister!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
You have been so far, mademoiselle, and it's been very distressing!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
I'm allowed to be! I've been kidnapped, that's very distressing!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
So have I! But I still manage to be polite. It's the last you could do in return!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
You seem to have much more time to adjust! Civility is the last thing on my mind!

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
It's been two months and nothing has changed for the better. Civility will win you allies, whereas rudeness will bring you more enemies than you would want.

Fine, if you do not want to be civil with me, even as lovely as you are otherwise, I know you will hate me no matter what I do.

private

Date: 2011-09-03 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
And? Nothings has changed for the better at home, I already have plenty of enemies, who cares if I make a few more. [Bitter laugh]

...I am not sure how I'm supposed to treat you. It's easier with her, at least I've known her since Nonna found her... you... it's different.
Edited Date: 2011-09-03 12:56 pm (UTC)

private

Date: 2011-09-03 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Rome was a lady in your world as well?

I bet Grand-père would have loved to meet his sister!

private

Date: 2011-09-04 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com
Si. Nonna was a lady, hence why she's Nonna. Idiota. [And built just like the North, hips and curves and why did Romana end up the flatty flat flat in comparison]

O-Oh? Why. [Suspicious forever]

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private; ... it's true :(

From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-09-09 03:09 am (UTC) - Expand

private; oh welp...

From: [identity profile] fettuttittes.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-09-09 03:22 am (UTC) - Expand

private; Oh please you love me

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private; only if you love me

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private; 8(???

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private; 8/

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private; ;~;!!!!

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private; idk.....

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private; :'(...

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private; well fine I guess...

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private; 8>!!

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private; :|

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private; 8D????...

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private; 8/

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private; 83

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private; /sneaks away

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private; /follows 8(

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private; What are you Belarus?

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