crotchroses: (☩ if I must fight)
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[Today's broadcast is a simple one. Apologies for the spam!]

If I had the materials to produce wine, I would do so immediately.

[private to ALL THE NATIONS (except Germany):]

I want no part in any conflicts here. There is too much at stake. I understand our histories and the differing timelines that add further complications, but as they say, there are bigger fish to fry.

We don't have to work together. In fact, the idea is a little appalling, though I would not be opposed to it. But let us at least try not to leap straight into war.

Let us build our respective areas and watch over our citizens, if we have any on this planet.

[/private]

[private to ROSEMARY:]


I am in the hospital. If you would like to speak with me in person, that is fine.

[private to ARTHUR:]

Shut up.

I have something to tell you. Will you visit me here in the hospital or are you still glued to Amerique? Either way I will discuss it, whether in person or on the phone, but in person is preferable. That way I can reintroduce your face to my glorious fist if need be.

What will it be, Rosbif?

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[OOC NOTE: TAKING A NAP. WILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS HOPEFULLY UNLESS I JUST PASS OUT ALTOGETHER.

OOC NOTEX2 COMBO: He's in the DISCEDO HOSPITAL just sulking so if you want to visit, you can!! Doesn't matter if you're a nation or not, he likes company! :) ]

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Date: 2011-09-06 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Forget it, you're still stuck back in the technological Stone Age and you're literally stoned half the time.

I should have thrown up on you when I had the chance.

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Date: 2011-09-06 05:06 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ NEVER. BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT? ]

Not half the time. More like a fourth. [ But he starts lightening up on the grilling, because what was that about technology. Maybe France and England would be willing to teach him about futuristic weapons materials.

BUT... HIS PRIDE... FREEDOM FRIES...

And then he remembers communism. It's a sacrifice he'll have to make. And by sacrifice I mean a plan is forming in his mind to suck up to France for information.
]

You coughed on me. Wasn't that enough?

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Date: 2011-09-06 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Fuck off, Amerique.



... Amerique. ... Be careful. No, shut up, before you go off telling me you're fine, I am not just saying this, so dig the weed out of your ears and listen.

If you don't want to trust me, whatever, I don't care, but trust Angleterre. He'd turn the world for you.
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Date: 2011-09-06 05:25 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Zoloft and Paxil and Buspar and Xanex)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ America blinks. WAS HIS SUCKING UP PLAN THAT OBVIOUS he hadn't even gotten to the part where he makes Cajun food....... that's kinda close to French...........

Anyway, he tilts his head, ignoring the part about weed and wisely refraining from reminding France that he's perfectly okay there is nothing wrong THIS DECADE ISN'T THAT BAD REALLY. ...sob.
]

Well duh. He's my closest ally, even if he does get pissy with me all the time. What's all this about? Why're you dragging England into this?

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Date: 2011-09-06 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Whatever. Now you can't say I didn't try to help.

Oh, and don't try to talk to Allemagne. He just shot me twice. I don't think he's in the mood.

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Date: 2011-09-06 05:44 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (When exactly did you lose your soul?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
What.

Shooting what.

...How is telling me about England being my ally helpful at all?! I already knew that!

[ He's so confused on all fronts. ]

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Date: 2011-09-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I'm looking out for you, idiot.

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Date: 2011-09-07 04:35 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
By dying?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING. SPEAK ENGLISH.

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Date: 2011-09-07 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
I would rather cut out my tongue.

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Date: 2011-09-07 04:44 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (And what visage are you in now?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
You're not making any sense!

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Date: 2011-09-07 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
That's because you're a fat idiot! Did you not notice that Angleterre was in a fight? His nose was broken and he had a black eye.

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Date: 2011-09-07 04:52 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Zoloft and Paxil and Buspar and Xanex)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Uhhhhhhhh. Sorta.

[ aka he was pretty stoned so he noticed but wasn't inclined to be nosy. too busy zoning out to the beatles. ]

I was gonna ask him about it though!

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Date: 2011-09-07 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


Amerique, you and I need to have a talk.

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Date: 2011-09-07 05:01 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Of course the most troubling question is)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ He doesn't like the sound of that. ]

Okay?

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Date: 2011-09-07 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
How long have you been in a relationship with Tatsumi? Answer the question, I am asking you as one nation to another.



Think of me as you did when you had just gained independence.

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Date: 2011-09-07 05:26 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (With me? You mean to say... as in sex?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ America tenses up--wary, first, by the strangeness of the request. Even with all the bitterness, it's not like America hates France. It just means he has no qualms with insulting him even more than usual. And though he thinks, maybe, part of him could feel that again, or at least remember what it felt like, paranoia is an overwhelming thing. So he stays on guard. ]

It ain't that simple... [ Not elaborating. His eyes are already narrowed in suspicion. Isn't it great when you think the whole world is out to get you and someone will nuke you any minute 8| ]

Almost a year. Long before any of you guys showed up, before Japan got outta hand.

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Date: 2011-09-07 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com


What exactly do you expect out of this relationship? Have you told him anything about nationhood at all?

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Date: 2011-09-07 05:54 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (We have no need for comfy chairs)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ Oh, well this is great. America feels on the verge of a touchy subject concerning his individuality, and he's had more than enough of that argument. So he skirts around the subject, not even bothering to bring up past partners and past feelings and bluh bluh. ]

What does anyone expect outta a relationship? It's not like I'm trying to just pass the time with chatting and sex, if that's what you mean.

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Date: 2011-09-07 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Breathe, Amerique. What I want out of this is a better understanding of the situation. I've only arrived recently and we haven't spoken much--it's only reasonable.



I know how difficult it can be; and I also know that you and he care quite a lot for one another. You're telling me you love him, I know that too.

You are still so young yet you've come so far, even by your year. If you knew the true measure of how unique you and Mattie are, I doubt you would have accomplished it all in the first place.

It isn't your intentions that I mean to call into question, Amerique. When I ask you what you expect from this relationship I do not ask why you are in it. I ask what you want from it beyond what you already have.

Enjoy it. Please be happy while you can, Alfred. Treading the wandering road of love can be so very hard. And that is just where humans are concerned! When a nation allows themselves to open in such a way, that road can and will become treacherous. If Tatsumi is as he says, and does not age, that does not change who and what you are.

And so... I worry for you, trying the impossible.

You always love doing that.
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Date: 2011-09-11 03:12 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (We have done the impossible)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ Dad mode is the best mode.

As America listens, really listens despite himself, he finds it harder to hold on to his bitterness, easier to ignore the parts of him that want to keep his guard up just in case. For the time being he's back to being that kid: the one who stared up in admiration at the older countries (even though he felt so small compared to them, fighting for freedom and his life while they grappled to add to their empires) and stood shaking in the rain praying for a turn of luck.

And he remembers that even with the awe and gratitude he held for the others, France was the only one who made him felt like he mattered. Not just that America mattered, not just spiting England mattered, but whatever humanity he had was worth protecting. Sometimes he wonders if France (Francis) was the only one to ever see him like that.

So he lets go of his reservations.
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Look at us, Francis. We are the impossible! Out of the most remote probability of the creation of life and evolution of man, somehow we evolved outta sentience. Thought became tangible, mortality determined by the lives of a collective rather than the bloodflow of a single body. Defying an empire, finding flight, splitting the atom, and touching the moon were only the next steps for humanity, just like we were.

Love, too. Something as big and complicated as being alive. So I guess what I'm saying is... impossibility is only what we haven't tried enough or haven't discovered yet!

Oh, right, we were talking about me and Tatsumi. I don't really know where I want to go from here. Wherever the relationship takes me, I guess. I don't know what the next step is for us, this universe or ours and the people across all the universes. All I know is that I really do love him and I love my life with him. As long as I have that, I don't care what lies beyond this point.

...Plus, it's something new. Dating a vampire. Kinda exciting!

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Date: 2011-09-16 06:53 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-09-16 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
Amerique, believe me when I tell you that I am happy you have found someone who gives you such delight. As nations however, our duty--it is to ourselves. Our people. Non, I am not saying you have lost sight of that! Eh... Heartbreak is inevitable with us.



Continue on as you will! God knows I couldn't stop you, but don't forget who you are and what is important.

Oh!

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Date: 2011-09-16 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com
If he ever hurts you, I will grind his face into the dust.

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