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I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.
For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!
[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.
Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]
I do not have enough cigarettes for this. Mon Dieu.
For once can I have a good sleep? Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is!
[ooc: YEAH FOURTH WALL. Backtag friendly like the title says, especially 'cause I'm semi-outta commission from my surgery and I know y'all are busy.
Francis is in his apartment (dressed) and cooking. Have at it! C: ]
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Date: 2011-11-26 05:22 am (UTC)Come here mon petit you will answer everything.
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Date: 2011-11-26 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-26 05:31 am (UTC)Not even in a sexy creepy way.
Just.
Flop.]
Was it during your revolution? Tell me everything. Make love, not war! That is what you will say in a century.
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Date: 2011-11-26 05:38 am (UTC)[ God he is just clearly flustered. ]
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Date: 2011-11-26 05:56 am (UTC)If you're honest with me, I'll give you food! Don't lie, Amerique.
I will know if you do.
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Date: 2011-11-26 05:59 am (UTC)[ SQUIRMING. TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE GRIMDARK FRENCHMAN. ]
If you're going to kill me, just hurry up and do it already! At least then I'll die with my dignity!
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Date: 2011-11-26 06:08 am (UTC)Eh, you know what I mean! If you were intimate with a man, of course I want to know. You are so young, mon petit, sometimes I forget how quickly you grew up!
Amerique... Amerique. If you are going to die today, it will not be dignified at all.
I'm kidding of course! You are so cute when you're scared.
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Date: 2011-11-26 06:17 am (UTC)[ Every version of America sucks at discretion. All of them. ]
Shit, at this point, I almost wanna run off and tell Russia just to spite you! ...Except that might creep him out and I'm not scaring him away.
[ Yes it is a day that an America likes Russia more than France. Granted, there's not a whole lot to the relationship BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A CRAZY COMMIE. AND HE'S KINDA. HELPFUL. MORAL SUPPORT??? Oh who knows. The broodfester tongues just make him writhe more violently in an attempt to buck France off. ]
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Date: 2011-11-27 10:42 am (UTC)... Eh? One moment.
So he knows! Were you after the same one or--
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Date: 2011-11-27 10:43 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-11-27 10:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-27 10:47 am (UTC)DONE
Date: 2011-11-27 10:50 am (UTC)So.
Who initiated, mon chere? Or were you both so enamored with the black tongues of hatred that you went for one another like starving men to a freely offered feast?
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Date: 2011-12-01 03:42 am (UTC)What dirty rat--?! It's not--! It wasn't--! Shut up!
[ And then he promptly flips France like one would flip a table. ]
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Date: 2011-12-01 03:51 am (UTC)1/2
Date: 2011-12-01 04:00 am (UTC)[ He is so fucking flustered. ]
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Date: 2011-12-01 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-06 10:03 am (UTC)Get over here or I will drag you with my bare hands. Come here!
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Date: 2011-12-08 07:01 pm (UTC)[ and he doesn't like being treated like a dog, so his keeps wriggling on his futile journey to the fridge. ]
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Date: 2011-12-08 07:57 pm (UTC)Stop that. Both of you, out of my apartment, now.