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crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-12-01 05:34 am

♕ treize; [video; English/text translation]

[Some time around the evening of the 30th, there is a broadcast.

A very French broadcast. Because France is in it. You can't beat that, okay.

The lighting is dramatic and France himself seems to be sitting in a chair, leaned back against the sill of a window and the wall, so he's essentially in front of the window with his feet propped up off screen.]


... Bonsoir, Fortuna.

[He removes the cigarette from his mouth and sighs through the edifice into the open air. The smoke curls 'round. He is so dramatic you can practically hear the music playing.

No really. Where is that very very soft music coming from?

You'll never know.]


It has come to my attention that I, the nation of romance, have not tended to my duties properly. What are those, you ask?

[HE FACES THE CAMERA AT LAST. There is a confident smile on his lips.]

We are fighting to survive, I know this. But... Even so! [a wave of his hand] The human instinct--ah, even the instinct of life itself!--is not only to survive but to live well. It is my duty, my desire and obligation, to assist not only my citizens but anyone who wishes it, in this endeavor.

Je suis--Ah, I am France, and whatever you need--be it advice, friendly company, the best cooking on the planet, or just someone handsome to look at, I am at your disposal.

Not to do this--Non! It is unacceptable. [He snaps his fingers--

--he's holding a rose in bloom in addition to that cigarette. France's sleeves are rolled up look he can be mysterious too. He brings it to his face and breathes in the scent with a happy sigh.]


The brother of Europe--[his other hand waves at himself, indicating who he's talking about]--of the world--he is here for you.

[With a wave, the feed cuts off. Shortly after, a text translation is posted, word for word so everyone can read it.]

[Video, French]

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
M-madame?

[Video, French]

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Th-that was meant to be an insult or something, right?

[Video, French]

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I could have sworn that he just happened to have a particularly bad cold at the time.

[Video, French] done i swear

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Or that he completely bombed yet another one of his ridiculous spells.

lfsdjfalksdjfalsdjfl sey omg ;u;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... Non, eh... Angleterre has a sister! She is far more pleasant than him, and she wears her hair in pigtails, just like you.

that there is more than one england in the world is more than her heart can take

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I always thought he only had brothers. [ rowdy ones, too. ]

Why was this a secret until now? I mean, come on, what can be so bad about someone who wears pigtails?

o-oh sey don't worry he'll protect you ;A;

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
As it happens chere, there is another world where all the nations you know are the opposite gender. The only way we can meet one another so far is on this planet!

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Non. I am stopping this here. There are only so many puns one conversation ought to have!
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on how long the conversation is. But I guess you're right, yeah.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
He is! Ah, it is so exciting to see him again--! But chere, there must be some who are close to your heart here as well, oui?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Magnifique! There is nothing better than a cafe to lighten one's spirit.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Merci! I will notify you when the painting is complete and we can trade before Christmas Day.

[text] ... ... pfffffffffwahahahahahaha

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I think we have reached our limit, even if we were to continue on forever. My heart could not take it.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so should we actually talk about food?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
No I think I will have my culinary skills do the talking.

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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not that part, the part where we still need ingredients.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 02:05 am (UTC)(link)


Various people have been growing things, I think. I know Dissimulo is more productive concerning agriculture, but it is far too late to plant new seeds.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
If we find something good to trade, I bet we can get something we need.

[ Being down to earth is not his best skill, but it's on the list. Actually he's just not fussed enough to go the roundabout way.... ]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)


There are good clothes down in Spero too. I will write up a list of what we need and what I can trade--you do the same and we will come up with something together.

thank goodness you're here papa w;A;w

[identity profile] seyitloud.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
How can that be? That woman who called herself England was way too well-mannered to be any incarnation of eyebrows, even if she did mistake me for Canada.
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[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-12-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's not high on a list of accomplishments— no offense or anything. ]

Are there? [ Well, that's interesting. ] Are we gonna make a trip of it?

[text] Well it's true!

[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
You should learn to take care of yourself. Unless doing this is some kind of self-glorification for you.

[identity profile] meilihua.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a lot of the family is here... so there's that!

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