♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

[crotchroses]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

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NOPE he'd be flipping alsdjk --OKAY WAIT NOW HE'S FLIPPING

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

M-mademoiselle Sakura! That is-- really very foul.

You are such a fine lady, I am shocked you would think of such an unlikely thing! Much less speak it aloud. I would sleep with him but--

THE MOMENT WE WERE WAITING FOR

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

There is nothing foul about it! [ huffs ] Ah, so France-san admitted it... [ okay now she is excited and kind of going "hehehehe" on the inside... ]

ALSKDJLSKD /FANFARE

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Wait-- What have I admitted?

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ long pause ] ...Ah, but if this France-san is the same as the one that I know, then that confession really does not mean much... if he is also the sort that will "sleep" with anyone...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Mademoiselle, if you please, what confession did I make? I'm afraid I don't understand.

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

...Actually, never mind it... it's really nothing important, when I think about it.

YOUR DENIAL MAKES IT STRONGER, FRANCE

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Then I hope you know there is nothing romantic about Angleterre and I.

Except of course, myself, being the nation of romance, but that has nothing to do with him.

IT DOES... IT MAKES HER ASSUME HE'S JUST TSUNDERE...

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm sure. Whatever you say, France-san. [ wow why does that sound randomly creepy ]

NO HE'S JUST AN OLD AND SLIGHTLY CONFUSED PERVERT B'<

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I understand now! You and Kiku clearly see romance where it is not because of our differences in culture!

Perhaps I should teach you the true ways of romance, and then you will see firsthand what it is to love in the West.

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

...E-eh? F...france-san, that... that is... [ turning slooooowly red oh god ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

It is romantic, is it not? Ah, Sakura, as the blossom that carries your name is beautiful when it blooms, so you must be as well.

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ akjdsjnsdasjnsd buries her face in her hands because it has pretty much become a tomato ]

F-f-f-f-france-saaaaan.... t-t-that... t-that is... I... [ FLAIL ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Say no more, my darling.

You know of course that I would treat a blossoming flower with the utmost gentleness and warmth, yes? To have her open to me, to see her pale and blushing in the kind light of the sun!--It is a beautiful thing, an honor, and one to be treated with compassion and dignity.

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ SINKING

INTO HER CHAIR

slowly peeks between her fingers, still completley red in the face ]

A... ah.. I... t-that's... [ makes a sound that's pretty much a verbal keysmash... ] T-t-t-that is i-i-i-inap-p-p-propriate...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Yet you know in your heart that you desire these things; to be treated as the beautiful nation you are.

1/2

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ .....oh god he's right.... this totally won't help her already big ego okay ]

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

W-well... t-that's... I.. but.. [ yeah she is pretty much completley incapable of getting out anything vaguely comprehensible here hahahhajhabsndshj she is at a loss for words, man. ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

So it's a yes?!

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

A-a yes? ...Ah... I am not sure... perhaps... if it weren't for the fact that France-san is three-dimensional...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Is that not the best part?~

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

... [ kind of awkward pause ] Well... ah... let me think about it... [ translation: not at all.... ]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Is it still a "yes"?

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

E-eh- w-well... please allow me... to consider this carefully. Surely you understand...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Hm...? H-how long do you need to consider it?

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ ...LMFAO. ] I will notify France-san as soon as i have reached a decision.