crotchroses: (☩ whistle~)
crotchroses ([personal profile] crotchroses) wrote2011-08-01 02:15 am

♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]

Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.

Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.

It looked something like here.



[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!

I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!

[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that not the best part?~

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
... [ kind of awkward pause ] Well... ah... let me think about it... [ translation: not at all.... ]

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
E-eh- w-well... please allow me... to consider this carefully. Surely you understand...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hm...? H-how long do you need to consider it?

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...LMFAO. ] I will notify France-san as soon as i have reached a decision.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
It--It only requires a simple 'yes' or 'no', mademoiselle.

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
B... being a youthful, pure maiden, I must think carefully before deciding which to answer with... anyway, a mere one word is often too simply of an answer. Without expressing the rest of my thoughts and considerations, it's difficult to answer fully.

laskdjfls I'M SORRY SAKURA france why so mean

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
... Oui. You truly are Kiku's sister.

NO IT'S OKAY... she isn't even that offended...

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
He isn't my brother- ...but even if I was his sister, is there... a problem with that?

okay good he didn't mean it as an offense BUT YOU NEVER KNOW with him

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Non! Of course not. But, it's much easier to think of you as his sister. You don't have the same personality after all.

let's wonder about what he meant forever and ever and ever....

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true that there are some differences, and since we are not the same gender and not from the same time... that's natural, I think. But even so, we are the same person, in the end...

noooo if we did that our brains would collapse in on themselves...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sister!

Oui, like two sides of the same coin.

true...

[identity profile] nihonna.livejournal.com 2011-08-05 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ you know she is about to protest but.... nah screw it ]

..Yes, that's a good way to put it.