♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[crotchroses]

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

1. I am in Dissimulo and will leave to return to Discedo by the weekend.

2. I wish to have that godforsaken chip removed. Are there any capable surgeons in Discedo who would be willing to assist with this? I would be more than happy to trade for your services.

Thank you!~

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... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

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[fierybluebird]

That's where I'm going. Home. [There's a strange sort of weird note of choked pride about that word for him. Home is where his nakama are and two there is enough to count as a crew. That and he just basically said where Japan was he was home.]

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[fierybluebird]

Go ahead, what's on your mind?

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[fierybluebird]

[Lol, it doesn't even strike Marco as odd that someone would ask him this. Expert on vengeance and all that.]

Since they didn't recover the coin to make you not sick, killing might be excessive, but I definitely wouldn't go getting them flowers either. Got a prank you can do?

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[fierybluebird]

You wouldn't be poisoned if they'd killed you properly. [He's just saying...]

Ah, this person. Are they, as Japan would put, "tsundere"? Or is it a more war-related reason for hate?

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[fierybluebird]

Is it England? [Because he can think of some specific things for that.]

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[fierybluebird]

Eh if it is him, or her, you could probably just take either on a formal date and serve both purposes of freaking them out and yet hypothetically nice.

But it wouldn't necessarily work on others I think. If it was just someone who wanted to kill you, that probably wouldn't work the same.

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[fierybluebird]

[Bursts out laughing.]

That is exactly why a formal date would freak him the hell out.

locked; lakjsdlf THE PLOT THICKENS

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[fierybluebird]

Oh no, not at all. I rather enjoyed that.

I genuinely think that's the best way to get revenge. Or you could just wait until he gets possessed and has to be killed.

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[fierybluebird]

Well, fuck, don't do it publicly. Make it like a secret tryst, and then skip out at dessert when you can't take it anymore.

No, I do. If my kismesis asked me out on a date I'd be horrified too, try to hide, probably wind up going and the whole thing would be a different kind of torture. It would sort of absolve debts though, eh.

[Which gets him wondering how to repay Shanks, but he can't so that's a whole other ordeal.]

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[fierybluebird]

But she wasn't the one who killed you. Well, unless that would bother the male England all the same, in which case, go for it.

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It's more trouble than it's worth.

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[fierybluebird]

Are we still discussing payback for killing you then?

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[fierybluebird]

Eh, revenge is never easy, but it can be fun, eh.

I guess you could prepare a date for him, leave the dinner there and not show up at all. It might have a similar effect, but you'd certainly be encouraging kismesis feelings there.

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We aren't kismesises. And... as much as I hate him, that is a line I refuse to cross.