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♕ quatre; [voice->text] (chip removal request)

[Coughing, disgruntled French grumbling along with it. Anyone who listens hard enough and who can speak French might catch words like "stupid phone" and "no one will understand this anyway. I never want to speak English again."

After some fumbling noises, France switches to text.]

Many apologies to the confusion that bastard who pretended to be me might have caused!

I have two things I must announce so please read carefully:

Thank you!~

[voice; locked to Germany]

... [Dead air...]

I must speak with you, Allemagne.

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Go ahead, what's on your mind?

[Lol, it doesn't even strike Marco as odd that someone would ask him this. Expert on vengeance and all that.]

Since they didn't recover the coin to make you not sick, killing might be excessive, but I definitely wouldn't go getting them flowers either. Got a prank you can do?

You wouldn't be poisoned if they'd killed you properly. [He's just saying...]

Ah, this person. Are they, as Japan would put, "tsundere"? Or is it a more war-related reason for hate?

Is it England? [Because he can think of some specific things for that.]

Eh if it is him, or her, you could probably just take either on a formal date and serve both purposes of freaking them out and yet hypothetically nice.

But it wouldn't necessarily work on others I think. If it was just someone who wanted to kill you, that probably wouldn't work the same.

[Bursts out laughing.]

That is exactly why a formal date would freak him the hell out.

Oh no, not at all. I rather enjoyed that.

I genuinely think that's the best way to get revenge. Or you could just wait until he gets possessed and has to be killed.

Well, fuck, don't do it publicly. Make it like a secret tryst, and then skip out at dessert when you can't take it anymore.

No, I do. If my kismesis asked me out on a date I'd be horrified too, try to hide, probably wind up going and the whole thing would be a different kind of torture. It would sort of absolve debts though, eh.

[Which gets him wondering how to repay Shanks, but he can't so that's a whole other ordeal.]

But she wasn't the one who killed you. Well, unless that would bother the male England all the same, in which case, go for it.

It's more trouble than it's worth.

Are we still discussing payback for killing you then?

...

Eh, revenge is never easy, but it can be fun, eh.

I guess you could prepare a date for him, leave the dinner there and not show up at all. It might have a similar effect, but you'd certainly be encouraging kismesis feelings there.

We aren't kismesises. And... as much as I hate him, that is a line I refuse to cross.

[Huzzah!]

All right, but you should remember, as tsundere as he is, the whole thing would probably be awkward enough for him that it would more than make up for anything. You're confused about how to pay him back, make him even more confused than you. Fight fire with fire and all that.

Ahh unless you have some ideas of your own, of course.

I don't think I would go so far as to play with his emotions that way.

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