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crotchroses) wrote2011-08-01 02:15 am
crotchroses) wrote2011-08-01 02:15 am
♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]
I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.
--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]
Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.
Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.
It looked something like here.
[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!
I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!
[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]
--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than starvation... [Something in his tone says he's not sure how sincere that statement is.]
Oh! Speaking of disgusting food, I have a story to tell you. It features a then small nation by the name of Angleterre. You would know him as Arthur Kirkland! Or that irritable Englishman with the caterpillars above his eyes.
Anyway, this little one was uncouth, unwashed and uncultured. Such a small angry thing! But he secretly desired that he could be as cultured as... me! It took months, but he grew out his mangy hair.
It looked something like here.
[Not an IC cut. He's holding up a wad of fur. Don't ask him where he got it.] It looked like that, except it obscured his features and he looked wild!
I came to visit him and in my graciousness, returned his hair to the way it suits him; the way it is today! He could have chosen something much better, I assure you my sense of style is not limited to that kind of mop. But it is the one he wanted, and he has kept it ever since!
[Like the jerk he is, he repeats this ENTIRE MESSAGE in TEXT so everyone can read it.]
bawnjurno text;
bahnjhoor text;
dont fall out of trees text;
[Can't believe he's telling you this ;A;]
I have extra white flags for you text;
Nope text;
But did you hear? Japan's assless now because he got shot in the ass with a rifle.
oh right your brother has plenty text;
You idiot! Being shot in the ass doesn't remove it, unless it was an explosive shell and then you would be dead.
yes but now big booties are in demand text;
insert sir mix-a-lot joke here text;
spoilers; it's all franch text;
the best asses are there text;
no the best asses are in italy text;
don't be jelly bro text;
im not jelly bro text;
y u mad tho text;
You're very welcome, Romano.
come at me bro text;
well if you insist mon amour text;
i will destroy youuuuu text;
COME AT *ME* BRO text;
ok text;
/dealwithit.avi text;
nope.jpg text;
always.png text;
always i wanna be with you and make believe with you text;
... wait what text;
8T text;
IS THAT A CONFESSION HONHONHON text;
nope text;
and by that you mean always text;